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| And in other news, a private investigator tipped the police off about those murders. | |
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| A small asian girl, known only as, "Grandpa," is in police custody. | |
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| Sounds like someone is her own Grandpa. | |
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| Hahahahahahaha. Oh Jake. Sigh. | |
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| Did anyone see that movie with Tom Arnold? "The Stupids?" I think he is his own grandpa in that movie. | |
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| You heard it here first. Coming up, an area man has built a working automobile out of his dead wife's rotting carcass! Details after this break. | |
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