All comics by TtoEtoC

 

by TtoEtoC
12-07-09
nobody noticed the alliteration on one of my news headlines...
"McDonald's Mishap"
that's 4 years of University of Illinois journalism training for you right there

 

by TtoEtoC
12-22-09
Illinois faces Mizzou tomorrow night.
I'll be there.
Other than that, there isn't any commentary that I can add at this point.

 

by TtoEtoC
1-20-10
most high schools are charging $3 to hoops games
$5 to football games
at least that is the way it is around here

 

by TtoEtoC
1-20-10
I can go to any game I want in the area FOR FREE. That's why I wanted to take this job.
most high schools are charging $3 to hoops games, $5 to football games
at least that is the way it is around here

 

by TtoEtoC
2-08-10
seriously...
the kid is raping her in the ass.
his face even looks like he's straining to get the job done

 

by TtoEtoC
7-21-10
Ok, that's the second time someone's played "Guerrillas in the Midst" by the Lenchmob today. That's some kind of cruel joke and I don't find it amusing.
That song should be played once a decade and never more.
Never less either.

 

by TtoEtoC
9-20-10
we know who Anderson is... He isn't any good
Time to find out if Hall is any good, IMO
If Hall stinks up the place, put Skelton in

 

by TtoEtoC
9-27-10
I know it is fairly obvious
but the Bears would help their cause a ton if they could get some points before half.

 

by TtoEtoC
10-03-10
Forte looks like he took the Cedric Benson Hole Avoidance class...
Cutler has just looked terrible... Olsen has been bad...
And the Bears are only down 3-0??? Not sure whether I should be calm, panicked, or confused...

 

by TtoEtoC
10-26-10
I'm 3 hours away from Champaign so I've been going to all the Illini football games for the first time since I was a student
also had tickets to a Cubs-Cards game, but sold them when the Cubs season sank quicker than the Titanic
so I turned it down this morning

 

by TtoEtoC
11-18-10
Time for him to take his talents down to South Beach.
Too soon?

 

by TtoEtoC
12-01-10
Well, four sacks in a half (What they gave up in the first half) was down from the nine they gave up against the Giants.
They did have a very nice drive in the 3rd quarter, but then couldn't run block to save their lives in the 4th...
Today wasn't as bad as some earlier performances, but IMO it wasn't great by any stretch outside of the 3rd quarter drive.

 

by TtoEtoC
12-07-10
The Bears need to get pressure on Brady with the front four. Can't really blitz him thanks to their short passing scheme and his ability to get rid of it quickly.
The Bears offense needs to not turn the ball over and run the ball some in order to keep the ball away from Brady.
Need excellent special-teams play. Hester may not necessarily need to score a touchdown, but if he sets the Bears up with great field position a time or two that will also help.

 

by TtoEtoC
12-08-10
Well, a lot of people truly suck.
Most people in fact.
And they continue to suck when I'm baked so, that's what's up.

 

by TtoEtoC
1-02-11
Will Cutler EVER learn not to throw picks when the Bears are in FG range?
Don't get me wrong, I like Cutler.
But with this team the last thing he should do is throw picks when the Bears are in scoring position.

 

by TtoEtoC
1-16-11
Cutler to Olsen for the first strike.
However, Seattle was down 10, twice, last week against the Saints.
Hopefully the Bears won't get too excited by this early score.

 

by TtoEtoC
3-21-11
One of the other players is from New York originally and likes the Mets.
I figured I could get him in a bidding war for Beltran and maybe get him to spend $7 or $8.
I nominated Beltran at $1, the guy bid $3, and I went to $5. The other guy then said "You can have him" or something to that effect, and nobody else bid.

 

by TtoEtoC
3-31-11
There were some rumors today that Weber might be on his way to Oklahoma
but sadly they weren't true.
I got my hopes up for nothing.

 

by TtoEtoC
3-31-11
The Padres score the go-ahead run when Ryan Theriot Tisdales a throw from the short outfield. I love it.
A reference to Mike Tisdale from the Illinois basketball team. He can't catch anything.

 

by TtoEtoC
4-04-11
I mean, god forbid that I plug my iPhone into my computer and expect iTunes to detect it but I would kind of like it to.
I've fucked with the drivers. iTunes did like 2 updates within the last 2 weeks, and I downloaded them. However, this fucking program won't recognize this fucking phone.
Is anyone interested in an iPhone 4 for AT&T for somewhere in the $350-400 range?

 

by TtoEtoC
4-06-11
Bunt him over.
And that's why you bunt. I guarantee Castro gets a single that would have otherwise driven Baker in.
It would be 5-4 if the Cubs had bunted.

 

by TtoEtoC
4-06-11
So, i put in a request to change my schedule and I needed a "legit" reason beyond "cause I want to".
My boss suggested that "to care for elderly mother" would work.
Turns out the head of labor relations knows my mom and rejected it. Small fucking world

 

by TtoEtoC
7-29-11
the only thing about the picture i dislike is that you can't really tell how tall she and/or the others are
i mean, the blond is the tallest one. But is she 6-foot, or is she 5-foot-3?
I'm just noting that there is one thing I dislike about that picture.

 

by TtoEtoC
8-05-11
my fingers aren't exactly the most creative part of my body

 

by TtoEtoC
9-07-11
So, I got a couple tickets to the rockballet in town
Got Sunday tickets for 2pm. as I am driving away from the ticket office, it dawns on me what Sunday is, Opening weekend.
I booked fucking rockballet with a friend I've been trying to bang for years in the middle of the bears game.

 

by TtoEtoC
9-07-11
With work over, I can now post on the SBox instead of just reading it
and nobody's here
(sigh)

 

by TtoEtoC
10-13-11
I really wish it were Friedman coming, but he really doesn't help on the stadium finance side.
Because Friedman seems to have a better track record from what I've reviewed.
Look, I don't have all the data in front of me. I think Friedman is a bit better. I stated so in the past. Long before Theo became a posibility.

 

by TtoEtoC
10-20-11
The RedSox have no real downside in stringing Theo along. They stand to lose only $3.5mm for letting Theo go to a beach.
To Lucchino and Henry, that's fuck you money. Go sit on a beach and fuck you, Theo. I think they want to force Theo to sit a year while others get hired.
Theo becomes forgotten.

 

by TtoEtoC
10-28-11
I don't want to watch this anymore.
It would only be fitting if the Cardinals gave up a grand slam to tie it in the ninth.
But knowing this game, they'll probably score three this next inning and end it there, effectively.

 

by TtoEtoC
12-04-11
Chiefs up 7-3 at halftime after a Hail Mary comes through.
Want to congratulate the defense for allowing two third and longs and a fourth-down to be converted before said Hail Mary.

 

by TtoEtoC
6-19-12
The last time I said something good about Fiona Apple, I was 20 years old and lying my ass off to get laid.
Did it work?
No it did not.

 

by TtoEtoC
8-29-12
To the person(s) living in the apartment next to mine
Running the vacuum at 10:50 PM isn't exactly the best way to win friends and influence people.

 

by TtoEtoC
10-16-12
Jury duty would ruin my life.
Don't they have unemployed people they can call?
This is a fucking police state.

 

by TtoEtoC
12-16-12
Oh. Great. Joe and Troy are in the booth as the Bears season hangs by a string.
This just keeps on getting better and better.
#sarcasm

 

by TtoEtoC
12-18-12
The problem with reading the weather...
...is that in just 35 seconds I pretty much turn into the most unpopular person in town.
#snowwwwwwww

 

by TtoEtoC
2-04-13
I'm boycotting Circle K until they make 44-ounce or larger glasses available at their new downtown Burlington location
(Formerly the Kum N Go).
How in the world am I supposed to function on only 32 ounces of caffeine at one time???

 

by TtoEtoC
3-21-13
Amazing how Yeti was able to get not one but two jobs with the State of Illinois
while I easily passed the exam yet never received an interview.

 

by TtoEtoC
4-02-13
I have tentatively good news on the "being paid to draw" front. Let's see how it plays out.
I'll probably price myself out of it.
Or agree to do it for too little.

 

by TtoEtoC
4-04-13
Senator Chuck Grassley makes a visit to Burlington in about an hour.
I'll be there covering it for KBUR.
Twitter may then implode.

 

by TtoEtoC
4-12-13
Positive voice in my head: Touchdown Illinois!
Negative voice: Man, this defense looks BADDDDDDDDDD...

 

by TtoEtoC
5-17-13
I wish I could tell you that Wes Lunt fought the good fight ...
... and Coach Gundy let him be.
I wish I could tell you that.

 

by TtoEtoC
8-02-13
Telemarketers are calling me on my cell phone!
Talk about some Friday excitement!!!

 

by TtoEtoC
4-16-14
There was the one chick who started talking to me out of nowhere as if she had known me all my life
I think it was "Stephanie"... I know her name started with an S
Next time I will be able to better pay attention to the details of how to properly handle such a scenario

 

by TtoEtoC
5-02-14
I'm going to lateral transfer to a job of the same pay. I think the work will be a bit more engaging and rewarding.
I'm pretty sure sboxing is going to be next to impossible there
I'm staying

 

by TtoEtoC
5-08-14
Would've been OK with Fuller at 20-ish. Not at 14.
Emery has made 4 big over-drafts.
Only one has worked with Long.

 

by TtoEtoC
10-10-16
Cubs are going to lose this series.
Had it on a platter, they didn't claim it
and now SF is in bullpen's head.

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