Threat Level 2

Author: Twanzilla

Date: March 1, 2009

by Twanzilla
3-01-09
Snake, man, why are you so paranoid?
Paranoid? You hooked me up with a tranny, were going to do it again, and almost let me get banged last weekend after I got bombed.
Oh, come on, Snake, you know better than that.
Do I? All I ever get from you is how much you love trannies and all this other bullshit. I'm straight, man, got it?
Dude, why do you think I like trannies?
Because you're retarded.