I've never learned.

Author: Twanzilla

Date: March 10, 2009

by Twanzilla
3-10-09
So I keep running into this one guy at the bar who seems convinced I...well, can't get the job done.
Oh?
He's convinced I have a small penis.
Are you saying you don't?
You know, I have no idea why I tell any of you lunkheads anything.
Mainly because it's funny that you expect sympathy instead of mockery.