Sometimes, I get the punchline. Then I get punched.

Author: Twanzilla

Date: March 10, 2009

by Twanzilla
3-10-09
Hey, baby, I...
Allen, what are you doing.
Oh, I'm going over my pickup lines that I wrote down before I left.
You wrote down pickup lines?
Well, of course, doesn't everybody?
They usually don't take them to the bar with them so everyone can watch them fail.