Ah, suggestions.

Author: Twanzilla

Date: August 23, 2009

by Twanzilla
8-23-09
Twan, really, you shouldn't beat yourself up about this.
Why shouldn't I?
Every time I try to get laid, there's always some disaster. Some guy feels me when I'm soft and decides he can't get any satisfaction, and another guy..ugh.
Well, I do have a way you could resolve this.
What, persistence and hard work?
Actually, I was going to suggest becoming a rapist, but yeah, that could work too.