Diamonds aren't forever.

Author: Twanzilla

Date: August 23, 2009

by Twanzilla
8-23-09
Twan, you should become a rapper.
A...rapper?
Yeah. You could stop worrying about getting laid, you'd have a ton of money, and no one would think you're as as uncool as they do now.
That's all well and good, but there's just one problem.
I can't rap.
Didn't stop Kanye West.