Hopefully, the carpet doesn't match the drapes.

Author: Twanzilla

Date: September 8, 2009

by Twanzilla
9-08-09
Ugh, fucking blind dates.
What?
Well, Kristen was busy, so she gave me permission to see if I could get laid. So I read some personal ads and ran across this one girl who said she looked like a famous video game character.
So, what's wrong with that?
The way she said it, I expected Lara Croft. Instead, I got Nemesis from Resident Evil.
Yet you still tried to hit it, didn't you?