I pledge allegiance to...something or other.

Author: Twanzilla

Date: April 5, 2014

by Twanzilla
4-05-14
Hey, JB, I'm just getting back from...Wait, what are you doing?
I'm checking up on those guys I moved away from when I quit being the Grand Wizard.
Uh, right. So what happened?
Well, I just found out what Jack Ray Jones, the guy who replaced me, did after I quit.
I don't suppose he went to prison.
Worse. He's the junior senator from Florida.