Bill's Quest

Author: Twevvy

Date: January 5, 2003

by Twevvy
1-05-03
After a hard night & day of booze and coming to the realization that his life is worth less than a pile of old wet newspapers Bill sets his sights on his life long dream - Become a child rapist.
Heh heh heh... Perfect, there's my first sweet little innocent victim.. can't be a day over thirteen...
Ugh...
Hey little girlie.. Wanna go for a ride in my pickup? I've got lots of candy and cool video games...
Oooh whoop-a-dee fuckin' DOO! Candy, no shit?! Video games? Do you even own a PS2 you hill-billy jackass? I don't take rides in anything but sports cars, limos, or humvees.
Normally I'm pretty reasonable but for YOU it would be 500 bucks for a blowjob, 5000 for the night. Got the cash? Didn't think so. Now move aside pickle-dick, my cell phone's buzzing.
I need to get out more. This isn't as easy as it looked in those 80's after school specials...