As Told By A Southern Comedian Whose Name I've Forgotten...

Author: Twi_prime

Date: August 8, 2005

by Twi_prime
8-08-05
Awl raht, soldier, whut two kahnds o' people are found on the battlefield?!
Ummm....
Answer Expected: "The quick and the dead, Drill Sergeant!"
Whelp?! Sound off, soldier, I cannawt hear yew!
Ummm....
Ah SAID whut two kahnds o' people are found on the battlefield?!
Poor people and minorities, Drill Sergeant!