No Soliciting

Author: TwoDollars

Date: June 27, 2008

by TwoDollars
6-27-08
Based on a true story
Hi there and welcome to Sasha's clothing boutique! What can I do for you?
Funny you should ask...Have you heard of Jackson's make up line? Our make up would look great on you!
This is a store--I'm at WORK--what are you--
Right now we are having a big sale--going person to person! Our whole kit is only 29.95 and it has 3 free gifts! Let me show you what your package would entail...
Sending death stare sending DEATH STARE die die die DIE you evil bitch!
Um, could you please stop staring at me? It's making me uncomfortable. Anyway back to the make up line...