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by UKMan
1-21-03
Sherlock & Watson start planning...
Those fiends FC & Bender must be stopped Watson!
I'm with you Sherlock - let me cut their balls off...
Thats just what they would expect Watson - i have another plan.
.....gouge out their eyes and boil their heads....
Your not listening are you?
....punch them in the guts and twist their legs off....

 

by UKMan
1-21-03
The plot thickens!!
According to my theory Watson, FC is no other than my arch enemy Fu Man Chu...
.....boil their livers and break their knees......
...and Bender is his unborn illegitimate twin sister bent on revenge - hence the cunning Nick!!
.....set fire to their feet......
Now i know their sick secret i can set my plan into action!
.....pour boiling oil down their throats....

 

by UKMan
1-21-03
An even thicker plot begins to unravel...
TA DA!!!
...what the f*ck Sherlock, where are we?
An even thicker plot begins to unravel...
Calm down Watson my fiendish friend, this is HEAVEN - yes i'm really GOD - the REAL GOD and i'm bored!!
Ahh the board God so to speak?
An even thicker plot begins to unravel...
Yes - the REAL Board God - time for some action at K-lite. I'll show those Mothers.....
....now can i rip their guts out??

 

by UKMan
1-22-03
Back at K-lite....
Fuck Watson - what have you done??
.....kill kill kill...TRX...urrghh...
Watson is livid!!
Calm down my old friend - remember your British....
.....mame, blood, kill kill....
The future is getting scary...
Now we shall have to build it all up again - sigh!
Watch it Holmes - your next!!

 

by UKMan
1-22-03
Sherlock confronts FC
OK FC - whats all this about starting polls??
I dunno Sherlock - i just kinda feel inadequate these days....
FC answers...
Yes but now you are a mod, you just keep deleting posts...
I know, its all this power...
FC reveals the shocking truth!!
I forgive you FC....what the fuck!!??
HA HA HA - my true identity - TRXMAN alias colinmacc HA HA HA!!!

 

by UKMan
1-23-03
Outside the All New KLchat room....
Tell me something my swashbuckling Watson, why are you allways weilding that sword?
I'm getting ready Sherlock......
I dont dare to ask.....getting ready for what?
I'm gonna guard jetje's boobs......
Uhmmm, dare i ask why?
The next guy who sets them on fire....i'll cut his balls off....kill kill...blood...

 

by UKMan
1-24-03
Watson gets upset..
What the fuck now Watson....??
It just makes me mad....mad....mad.....
Watson explains
Got carried away again huh??
All this nancy fucking talk about ..different decorum...how dare they delete FC - my hero...
Ahh - the Blackhole Chat room!!
They seem like a nice bunch though Watson...
Fuck off pussy face....bunch of nancys....kill em....kill em....

 

by UKMan
1-24-03
Sherlock meets 4Play....
Hello 4Play, nice to see you....uhmm, sorry about the mess, Watson goes a bit berserk sometimes...
Sure, never mind that, its been a bit chaotic lately......
4Play explains....
Uhmmm...well, what do you want?
You really should stop smoking all that "funny stuff" Sherlock...
Will Sherlock never learn?
That butt of yours sure looks good.....
Never mind.....

 

by UKMan
1-24-03
Sherlock visits KILLA.....
KILLA....uhmmm...your probably wondering why i came to your flat?
UHHH!!
Well its like this...uhmm...you know i like you...really...but....
UHHH!!
Isnt that sweet...KILLA is just a normal guy with feelings and sentiments that is just missunderstood and needs a bit of.....
Nice pad Bro...uhmm...You scare the shit outa me!!
SORRY!!

 

by UKMan
1-24-03
KILLA gets sociable....
Well anyway......wanna meet my mom?
uhmm...that would be pleasant.
HAY MOM - GET IN HERE - NOW!!
Hmm...I wonder why KILLA is so angry?.
Meanwhile in the kitchen....
Would you like a feshly made sandwich son??
LET ME OUT!!

 

by UKMan
1-25-03
Outside the KLchat-room....
Well Watson, now that things are quietning down at the boards, i guess its time to retire....
uhmm...kill??
No Watson my devilish friend, its time to put the trusty sword away i'm afraid!
uhmm....ok!!
KILLA shows up.....
Uhmm....WATSON, forget what i said...COME BACK!!
UHH!!..hello!!

 

by UKMan
2-03-03
Mrs KILLA consults Sherlock....
Ahh - hello Mrs KILLA, whats the problem?
I'm worried about my son downloading illegal stuff....
Yes....uhmm....
....and also about using illegal programs and such.....
I think you should be more worried about what hes done to your car...
....KILLA!!!

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