The joy of Canto IX (for SPORK!)

Author: Uberboy

Date: January 21, 2003

by Uberboy
1-21-03
As the latest in a series of superdupper uber smart robots ponders what is truely important to him...
My insides feel cold and mettalic.
It's your move you meniachle creation of scientific digression.
I know! Hey, chess board, do you have any 'phosphorus grenades'?
SUCH A THING DOES NOT EXIST PITIFUL CHILD OF MACHINE! what the hell is that anyway...?
owww. well in that case perhapse if I use some volitile glue and...
KIGHT TO D5! I WIN! I WIN! I WIN! ...and they said i would never amount to anything just because i was inanimate.