The calm before the storm (slightly funny)

Author: Uberboy

Date: February 28, 2003

by Uberboy
2-28-03
Now that I can pose as a human, I have no idea what to do. My life was spent anticipating the moment when I could disguise my in-human form, and now I have no idea what to do.
I'll tell you what to do: quit crying like one of the fucking flesh holes and go to a rave! ... pathetic machine of inferiority...
Hmmm... maybe you're right. But then, what will I do when some human tries to interact with me by slipping me a drink with X? I'll be found out for sure when I don't dance right.
Remember what you did when the water fountain squirted you? Just do that, only don't go running for a towel and squirting sparks at things...actually, maybe you should squirt sparks...
Ravers like sparks and flashy lights?
You know, sometimes you really can annoy me with your ignorance of the flesh hole culture.