The red robot is a closet character.

Author: Uberboy

Date: March 12, 2003

by Uberboy
3-12-03
OH THANK POVLOV, YOUR BACK!!! i was getting ready to kill that diesel sweeties fucking robot, he kept crying himself to sleep at night moaning about how you left us for other comic characters.
yeah, maybe i should have made him into more of a cold calculating machine of death instead of an insecure three year old with learning disabilities.
but then we'd have the red robot, and i hear he's flaming gay off the pannel and has a thing for props.
see, by creating a character ideal for clango, i saved you years of troment and thousands in psychiatry bills. you should be thanking me.
hmmm... well played uberboy. well played.
that reminds me: give me my god damn clerks the series uncensored dvd back you bastard.