The adventures of average shmo man!!!!! part 1

Author: Ubergoogolman

Date: March 25, 2003

by Ubergoogolman
3-25-03
all is well.the birds are singing, people are happy, war is brewing...what a cool day.
I'M ALIVE!!!! O WHAT GLORIOUS DAY TO BE!!!! IM AWAY FROM MY HOMELAND WITHOUT BEING DESTROYED! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*S.A.K=Steroid addicted kangaroos.
Mr. Jake sir? we need your help! a group ofterrorists our plaguing our homeland and destroying the S.A.K* way of life. come with me!!!!!!
awww thois is all I need!!! first the speed-e-mart runs out of masturbation paste, now this!!
oh shit.This better not be because I ate that jumbo weiner in the sept8ic tank!!