The porn industry makes more money than the MPAA.

Author: Ultamatom

Date: July 31, 2006

by Ultamatom
7-31-06
Alice, did you consider that part I offered you?
I'm not taking it. I told you when I started here I wouldn't act in any of these films.
I assumed you were just being coy. It doesn't matter, it's just that there's a tax benefit for me to just add the $5,000 to your regular salary.
... did you just say $5,000? For a one-scene part?
Yeah, we had to make some budget cutbacks after "Shaving Ryan's Privates" flopped. Thor's penis extension is made from papier-mache.