Introducing Neil Jerkit, reluctant attorney at law.

Author: Ultamatom

Date: August 9, 2006

by Ultamatom
8-09-06
Excuse me, miss? I'm Neil Jerkit from Jerkit, Spankit, and Spurt, attorneys at law.
Sorry, I didn't hear you come in. Alice Tovores. What can I do for you?
I'd like to speak with a Mr. Robert Scratchit.
Sorry, Bob's not in. He's out on site all Friday morning. Is there anything I can help you with?
Oh, right, he has to film Friday Fuck-Bus ... uh, I m-mean, do you know when he'll be back?
It's all right, hun. I know that you know who he is. I'll give you directions to the set.