Who says we don't have gods in modern society?

Author: Ultamatom

Date: August 9, 2006

by Ultamatom
8-09-06
OK, OK, so just give him the subpoena and say sternly, "Mr. Scratchit, this is for you." Simple. No problem.
Bob? Fella from Jerkit, Spankit and Spurt here to see you.
oh my god oh my god oh my god it's him it's him
Hey, bud! Bob Scratchit. What can I do for you?
I ... I CAN'T DO IT! THEY SENT ME HERE TO RUIN YOU! BUT ... I ... I CAN'T HAVE A HAND IN THE DESTRUCTION OF SO GREAT A MAN!
Let go of my feet, kid. You have no idea where they've been.