Thanks to Achewood for the name.

Author: Ultamatom

Date: August 9, 2006

by Ultamatom
8-09-06
Back at Scratchit Studios ...
Neil, this is Darren Steam. He's an actor here, but he takes care of most of my legal work. He's an old friend. Darren, this is Neil Jerkit.
Howdy, kid.
Mr. Steam, it's an honour. Wait ... y-you have a law degree?
Yep! Juris Doctor, summa cum laude from Yale, class of 1979. I did a dissertation on professional ethics while I was a tenured professor there.
How on earth did you end up in porn?
Reasons of conscience.