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Back at Scratchit Studios ...
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| Neil, this is Darren Steam. He's an actor here, but he takes care of most of my legal work. He's an old friend. Darren, this is Neil Jerkit. | |
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| Mr. Steam, it's an honour. Wait ... y-you have a law degree? | |
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| Yep! Juris Doctor, summa cum laude from Yale, class of 1979. I did a dissertation on professional ethics while I was a tenured professor there. | |
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| How on earth did you end up in porn? | |
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