She's not frigid. She just hates porn.

Author: Ultamatom

Date: August 9, 2006

by Ultamatom
8-09-06
Much later that same evening ...
Aww, damn, closing time. I gotta walk home.
Well, it's either that or we could go back to my apartment and screw like crazed weasels.
... what?
... oh god. I'm sorry I said that. I didn't mean it. It was a joke. I swear.
3 minutes and 48 seconds later ...
Oh man. I can't feel my legs anymore.
Here, I'll do it for you.