Please direct all complaints to the evolutionary mandate.

Author: Ultamatom

Date: August 9, 2006

by Ultamatom
8-09-06
Meanwhile, back at Tim's apartment ...
Oh, Jesus, my head ... wow. Alice already tidied up in here. What the fuck? 6pm?!
Damn, man. I feel like a jerk. I sleep through the entire day from sheer sexual exhaustion ...
... and then she cleans my entire apartment without waking me up, and I stand here like a dunce in my underwear.
Hey, you, I'm home! I bought us some whiskey!
I am going to marry this woman.