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| You see, Ellen, Japanese schoolgirl bukkake is an art form. I am the artist; my turgid member the brush; your features the blessed canvas. | |
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| With these material tools, together, we can express the truly divine; those ineffable driving forces behind human existence. We answer the questions that science never will. | |
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| Ahhh, another masterpiece. I throw my paint in measured jets across my canvas. Truly, I am the Jackson Pollock of porn. | |
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| If your balls were any more uneven, you'd be Picasso. | |
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