Bear with me here.

Author: Ultamatom

Date: August 12, 2006

by Ultamatom
8-12-06
... Mr. Scratchit, your schedule here says you're interviewing CMR on cable television next Monday.
That's right. Why, is there a conflict?
What on earth for? They're obviously not fans of your work.
They invited me to an interview. I accepted. It would be cowardly only to accept interviews from people that I know are going to ask me what I want to hear.
All they'll do is shriek at you and tell you you're going to Hell.
Right, because that's exactly What Jesus Would Do if he met a famous pornographer.