The Scratchit Letter

Author: Ultamatom

Date: August 12, 2006

by Ultamatom
8-12-06
Next on the programme, we have Robert Scratchit, pornographer and certain future denizen of the Ninth Circle of Hell.
Call me Bob, Dave.
Mr. Scratchit, how can you justify spreading Satan's works among Christ's wayward flock?
They keep buying it.
Aha! So you admit that these are works of Satan!
I'm not sure, but if they were I'd have some serious questions for my Christian public.