Upon these eyes of thine I'll set my schlong.

Author: Ultamatom

Date: August 17, 2006

by Ultamatom
8-17-06
Whither goest thou, comely wench? Hath the hour grown already so tardy?
Verily, noble Sir, it doth behove me to return to my place of labour.
Pah! We'll have none of that. Thy labour henceforth shall be genuflection, to wit, for the receipt of my lascivious will.
I kneel to receive thy seminal blessing, m'lord.
I don't think this is going to fly with the Globe Theatre.
Stop letting him write the scripts. It's hard to read a dictionary with semen in your eyes.