Ah, the good old "Overheard Conversation" device.

Author: Ultamatom

Date: August 18, 2006

by Ultamatom
8-18-06
Listen, Bruce. I'm fed up with you suddenly bursting into tears in the middle of a shoot. It's bad porn if someone is crying.
I just can't take all the fursecution! It obstructs my artistic vision! I thought you were my friend!
Bob, I ...
Kid, take it from me, there are very few real friendships in this business, and there's no love in it. If you need a friend, get a dog.
:,(
And whether you want to love that as well is none of my business. Yes, Mandy? ... Mandy?