The Mystery Explained

Author: Ultamatom

Date: August 18, 2006

by Ultamatom
8-18-06
I caught our son masturbating to internet animal porn as I was bringing him dinner today.
Uh-huh.
It's horrible. He doesn't look after himself, he has a terrible job, and even his sister won't talk to him when she can avoid it. And they're both porn stars! Our children!
Uh-huh.
Damn you, Boorite, are you even listening to me?!
Uh-huh.