Could anything be more pathetic than this

Author: Ultamatom

Date: November 2, 2006

by Ultamatom
11-02-06
All right, BuckBunny. I called Ellen and told her you were here.
Why? You needn't've bothered, she'd've guessed. I don't have anywhere else to go.
Uhh, she was probably worrying about you.
Bullshit. You're just hot for my mundane sister, you creep. Why do you waste your time on her? She's human, for Fenrir's sake! I'm going to bed.
Well, she does happen to have a pretty nice pair, is all I'm saying.
And that grab you made for them in the dark at school camp in tenth grade is still the closest you're ever going to get to them.