The thot plickens

Author: Ultamatom

Date: December 6, 2006

by Ultamatom
12-06-06
Damn it, Dickmouse, I told you not to garnish my salad! That's a preserve of the mundanes! And where are my carrots?!
Shut up. Look what's on TV.
In local news, pornographer Robert Scratchit is to appear in court on Tuesday on charges of impropriety and tax evasion.
Scratchit's counsel, Darren Steam, J. D., says he is "unconcerned" by the allegations against Mr. Scratchit.
He adds that he expects an early acquittal.
... reaaaaally now.