I don't care what you say- this clam chowder is divine

Author: UncleTerwilliger

Date: August 20, 2010

Dude, I don't mean to be weird, but I saw your penis at the urinal--I've got to say, that you have the single most supple bald headed giggle stick I've ever seen.
What's your secret?
Three times a day, I go to the bathroom at Whole Foods--and I allow fresh hippie tears to fall on it.
How do you get the hippie to cry?
Oh---I think you're about to find out what's behind stall number 2, granola boy.