If you wear goggles when you chop onions, you won't cry

Author: UncleTerwilliger

Date: August 24, 2010

God, in your inifinite wisdom, you created me. Now that I've lived out my whole life with many difficulties--I must ask...what was your purpose for making me this way?
My son, there are many who see my hand in everything from the colors of the flowers to who lives and who dies. But in all honesty I can say...
...that your mother got wasted one night, went skinny dipping in the ocean--and fucked a hammerhead.