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| Oh dear sweet merciful Anderson Cooper! I've got to expel shit with such urgency that the walls of my colon are closing in like the intergalctic trash compactor in Star Wars. | |
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| Your feces literally smells worse than a warm Wookie's ball sack. | |
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| What the hell is a crab doing in the public restroom of Arby's making Star Wars jokes about my feces? | |
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| The cast of Jersey Shore had a hankerin' for some "chedda beef sammiches." | |
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