I've invented a new sexual position: The Denver Omelette

Author: UncleTerwilliger

Date: October 12, 2010

by UncleTerwilliger
10-12-10
I've been questioning the nature of existence lately. I guess I'm doubting if God even exists, ya know? Maybe God IS dead.
God's not dead--he's just gay.
What the hell makes you think that God is gay?
Nature...it's just kind of "faggy".