Who's the Boss?

Author: UncleTerwilliger

Date: October 18, 2010

by UncleTerwilliger
10-18-10
Bless me Father, for I have sinned. It's been three weeks since my last confession.
Tell me your sins, my son.
I have stolen a parmesan cheese shaker from Pizza Hut. I have had impure thoughts about Tony Danza, thirty two times. I have also lied on thirteen occassions. Make that--fourteen occassions.
And are you truly sorry for these crimes against God and your fellow man?
Hey, that's a pretty tame list...it's not like I used to be a Nazi like your boss.
You mean the German guy and not Jesus, right?