'Leaving Las Vegas' backwards is about a man cured by booze

Author: UncleTerwilliger

Date: October 20, 2010

by UncleTerwilliger
10-20-10
Sir, can you tell me what happened?
Yes my good man, I am able, as my cart and horse were parked on the street, while I sold some twine dolls my daughter threaded. I was at yonder corner at the time of the great happening.
A large wheeled monster came roaring out of yonder side street past where those two sinners are now spreading Satan's mischief.
The magical light box shone with the red demon light, but the cart master paid no heed--and many pagans perished on this day, when their hands could have been used for the Lord's toil.
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What time is this going to be on?--I want to Tevo it.