Arrogant Bastard is what I am & the name of my favorite beer

Author: UncleTerwilliger

Date: October 20, 2010

by UncleTerwilliger
10-20-10
Bless me Father for I have yadda yadda yadda-ed.
My son, forgive me, but it does not seem as though your heart is in this confession.
Very astute, Father Boyfondler. I've just killed so many people that I don't really feel it's that big of a deal anymore.
You have committed more than one murder? This is most certainly the highest of all God's laws that you have broken. Human life is, after all, precious.
Yeah, well why don't you go hang out at a Souper Salad on a Tuesday around lunch time and tell me if you still feel that way.