Is she really going out with him?

Author: UncleTerwilliger

Date: February 21, 2011

What's the matter?--we've been on five dates now...don't you want me?
Of course I want you, baby. It's just...I need this kind of weird thing to get excited is all.
I've done kinky stuff before, Kevin--you can tell me.
Okay...um...could you chase me through the house screaming that I'm "gross" while you try to hit me with a phone book?
Maybe you should just fuck me in the ass.
That could work too.