That's a big cock

Author: UncleTerwilliger

Date: February 22, 2011

Oh yeah!...I'd love to dip Jeff in that whore by the salad bar. I've got something creamier than that Thousand Island for YOU, baby.
You named your penis Jeff?
Yeah. Don't you have a nickname for your penis?
Not really.--Well...Worm, I guess.
Why worm?
Around feeding time, I bury my lower half in dirt and...well, chicks dig worms.