Sometimes I feel Tom Cruise quietly judging me

Author: UncleTerwilliger

Date: February 27, 2011

Stellar show Rexie, old boy. I find your use of the color red to be a jarring Amuse Bouche for the senses. You are as M. Night and Pollock's bastard love child...and I'm hard as a rock.
Thanks.
Not to be indelicate...but how do you paint with your wee little useless arms?
Well, you'll notice that we're standing on a blank canvas...and...well...come closer and I'll tell you...