We're assholes

Author: UncleTerwilliger

Date: February 28, 2011

Are you by any chance, a golden voiced drifter whom I can put on Youtube casting a ridiculous amount of media attention on...
...temporarily allowing the masses to forget about all of our massive problems in this country for a few weeks...
...but then ultimately knocking you off a pedestal that you didn't ask to be on when we find out that you are a human with problems and not a Disney movie---and then completely forgetting about you?
Sure. Do you have a three dollars so I can get a McGriddle?