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| Are you by any chance, a golden voiced drifter whom I can put on Youtube casting a ridiculous amount of media attention on... | |
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| ...temporarily allowing the masses to forget about all of our massive problems in this country for a few weeks... | |
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| ...but then ultimately knocking you off a pedestal that you didn't ask to be on when we find out that you are a human with problems and not a Disney movie---and then completely forgetting about you? | |
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| Sure. Do you have a three dollars so I can get a McGriddle? | |
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