Hoboken

Author: UncleTerwilliger

Date: March 1, 2011

I've lost my home, my wife and my youth all down this bottle.
I've squandered everything for the temporary high of Thunderbird and a toothy B.J. from a bag lady who is high on airplane glue. Then it's another night on the cold, unforgiving ground.
Yeah...but at least those hipster beards are popular right now, so you could pass as just a self important, douche bag and not a hopeless wino.
Thanks, man.--you always know what to say. Hey! I'll bet if you still had legs you could fit into a pair of those "skinny jeans" those self sucking pricks love!