Engorgio

Author: UncleTerwilliger

Date: March 26, 2011

Excuse me, Young Muggle...I was wondering if you perchance had seen a very large bearded man pass by here...a giant to your eyes?
I haven't seen your boyfriend--sorry, dude.
Thank...hey, how did you know I was gay?
You're looking for a big hairy bear, you used the word "perchance"in a sentence and you're dressed like Ian Mckellan...I'll bet your ancient, wrinkled anus is a bigger stretch.