Better than a Apple Pippin, even

Author: Uncle_Ed_Oscuro

Date: October 13, 2002

by Uncle_Ed_Oscuro
10-13-02
Damn, this XBOX is a fine console
Shut up Raven.
No, really, let me pull up this chart of 1000 skewed tests on different hardware which prove it is superior. It's even better than a Mac.
You bought it because MS lets you paint icons for their website all day with MSPaint. Or did they upgrade you to MS Photo Editor?
Raven MORPHS into the Beast of the Apocalypse! A PR Rep from Microsoft!
I'll shake you down for your lunch money if you don't buy this XBOX. I even will be l 3 3 7 and call you "f3w1."
I eat elitist fools for fun instead of play sports games on a TV.