Now is the time for all good dictators...(part 2)

Author: Uncle_Ed_Oscuro

Date: October 13, 2002

by Uncle_Ed_Oscuro
10-13-02
Castro u old biznach HOWZ IT GOIN?
Well, I didn't get this old by being too hasty...before I promise you unilateral action will be taken against the Oscuridos, I want you to go and fetch me a certain Dwarven artifact of great power.
Sure, this comic isn't very funny; consider it backstory, the "Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back" of this strip miniseries. Though there might be more than three of them.
Uh, what's that...bzzt...static...UH hey I'm losing you there, say again? How many nukes do u have?
...wouldn't you be happy with a pizza instead?
Sure, bring it up to my dorm room and we'll discuss battle plans then.