Hint: I'm a cop

Author: UndertakenDilemma

Date: December 24, 2005

Blah blah blah past drug use blah blah blah.
Blah blah blah details about all my drug use blah blah blah.
Blah blah blah those were so awesome blah blah blah.
Blah blah blah those were the best of times blah blah blah.
What?