Displaced Zen Master On the Titanic

Author: UndertakenDilemma

Date: November 27, 2006

The ship is sinking. We should find a lifeboat.
Don't worry honey, the universe will provide.
Great, now we're slowly freezing to death in the ocean.
Everything will work out in the end.
I hate you.
I'm going to commune with those pointy fish.