Jesus on the Lamb

Author: UniversalHeretic

Date: January 26, 2009

Jesus, is that you?
Drats, I've been spotted!
I thought you ascended bodily into heaven to sit at your father's right hand.
No No. I'm still here on Earth. Things are a bit chaotic in heaven, so I'm laying low for awhile. I've joined a fringe group of my followers
You mean you ...
Yeah, I've joined the Jehovah's Witness Protection Program.