Kaufman Door-to-door Volume II: Electric Boogaloo

Author: UnknownEric

Date: November 6, 2002

by UnknownEric
11-06-02
Look, I'm here for vengeance, dammit! Vengeance! Open the damn door!
I'm sorry, I didn't order any vengeance.
You... *growl*... Look, you don't ORDER vengeance. You DESERVE it!
So it's free?
OF COURSE IT'S FREE, YOU...
'Cause all I got's a nickel and that won't even get me a bus ride.